Start Dating cousin jokes

Dating cousin jokes

Q: What Happens When Southern People Can't Talk Anymore? Q: What happens when you sing country music backwards? Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?

Instead, I will only get to pathetically vent to my Hubpage readers about what I believe would have been the right advice to give.

Q: What does a redneck do when his dishwasher stops working?

Q: What are the only two seasons a Redneck can name?

"Inbread" Why are redneck murder cases so hard to solve? What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

A: Anyone else would have called it a "teethbrush".

You said in your writing that you asked your doctor if it was 'medically okay' to date your cousin. No, it's not medically okay to date your sixth, seventh or even eighth cousin. No, matter what number you place in front of that label, the guy is still your freaking cousin! Okay, so maybe your chances to have children medically in check are all lined up but, did you really want to enter your highschool reunion and have to answer the question, "Oh where di dyou two meet? To once again, throw Abby right under the bus, yup, here it comes, vroom vroom, if people loved you, they would tell you that your f'd in the head and you need to not make out with..cousin!

If people that are your friends with are okay with you dating your sixth cousin, there is only a few explanations that I can come up with to rationalize such absurdity.

Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Tennessee State Lottery? Q: Why did the Redneck highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy A: Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.